If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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