I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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