Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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