Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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