Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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