great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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