Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
