Non-Jews are for practice
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Randomize
