nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
