we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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