I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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