Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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