I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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