I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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