we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
honey bunches of taint.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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