Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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