I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
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some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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