and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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