Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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