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(201): View more from New Jersey

Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.

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(913): View more from Kansas

I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture

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(210): View more from Texas

I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.

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(518): View more from New York

The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.

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(571): View more from Virginia

Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.

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(714): View more from California

Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.

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(703): View more from Virginia

The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times

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(678): View more from Georgia

Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?

(803): View more from South Carolina

Fuck you for even being able to ask that question

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