I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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