Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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