I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
sex on a bike is impossible
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