Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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