u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
COCAINE IS GR8
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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