carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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