She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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