My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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