kristin has been a bad kristin
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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