Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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