Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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