She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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