You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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