Plan B is the new Plan A
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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