We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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