Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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