I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
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