We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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