I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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