if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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