quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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