conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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