this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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