Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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