the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
my poor anus
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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