Duck Duck Cougar?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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