how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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