mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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