And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
her facebook's as public as her vagina
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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