are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Randomize
