Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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