Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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