I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
The chlamydia really affected his face.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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