we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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