yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
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Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Floor bacon is actually really good
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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