Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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