i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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